New Braves Stadium SunTrust Park Meh
April 12, 2017 Opinion Sports

Luke Skywalker conned Han Solo by promising him more wealth than Han could imagine. Han’s immortal reply was: “I don’t know kid; I can imagine quite a bit.” So, when I heard a Braves talking head during a recent exhibition game to tout the traffic and parking situation as “not nearly as bad as you… Read more »

#ChooseATL #DiscoverATL Atlanta_Jackson_Street_Bridge_Pretty_Southern
February 5, 2017 Opinion Sports

To the Atlanta Falcons on Super Bowl Sunday… Dear players, coaches, fans, fellow Atlantans, and all y’all Dirty Bird fans around the world — who would have thought we would be going to the Super Bowl in 2017? Like seriously y’all, the Falcons chances of going to the Super Bowl at the start of the… Read more »

Florida Gator Hate
October 29, 2016 Featured Opinion Sports

Dear 8lb, 9oz, tiny absentee manager in the manger, Little leader, we’re coming to you today with a different sorta prayer. While of course our eyes are always set on the W, we need a little TLC for our boys this week, Jesus. It’s been three weeks of straight whoopins, the last one only slightly… Read more »

Steve Spurrier Dartboard
October 9, 2016 Featured Opinion Sports

Dear 8lb, 9oz precious little Dawg-lovin’ savior, Happy Sunday, Jesus! I can’t believe we’re chattin’ on a Sunday. Been a while, I reckon. I sure do like this switch up, baby lord. Brunch and college football at the same time? WHAT A WORLD! Well, Jesus, we Georgia fans are coming to you a little more… Read more »

#UGAvsTenn
October 1, 2016 Opinion Sports

Dear 8lb, 9oz, SEC-EAST lovin’ little baby Jesus in the manger,   Wowee, Jesus! Welcome to Athens! What a beautiful and blessed day this is! Baby lord, if you don’t mind, we’re just gonna skip right on over what happened last week, assume it was part of your tiny all-knowing plan, and hope you’ll go… Read more »