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October 5, 2016 Featured Variety

Don’t you wish your dog could get beer for you? It’s football season, which means most of us Southerners are glued to the television if we’re not tailgating the actual event. Personally, I’m guilty of wishing my pups were a little bit bigger, and trained better, to bring me things. I can’t even get my… Read more »

Post Partum Depression Mom
October 3, 2016 Opinion

Have you ever thought of taking your own life? It happened to me. It could happen to you. Hush hush, we are in the South and aren’t supposed to talk about this sort of thing at all. Postpartum depression (PPD) grabs the life you once had and rips it apart, even though you’re supposed to… Read more »

#UGAvsTenn
October 1, 2016 Opinion Sports

Dear 8lb, 9oz, SEC-EAST lovin’ little baby Jesus in the manger,   Wowee, Jesus! Welcome to Athens! What a beautiful and blessed day this is! Baby lord, if you don’t mind, we’re just gonna skip right on over what happened last week, assume it was part of your tiny all-knowing plan, and hope you’ll go… Read more »

uga-vs-ole-miss
September 24, 2016 Opinion Sports

Dear 8lb, 9oz smallest baby Jesus, wearin’ the tiniest little silver britches,   Happy Game Day to you, Lord! A quick moment of thanks for that messy W last week and another request for a little less strain on the old tickers this one. WOO-EE, Jesus, ya scared us! Today our #blessed boys in red… Read more »

#UGA vs #Mizzou
September 17, 2016 Opinion Sports

Dear 8lb, 9oz, baby savior wearin’ tiny little hobnail boots,   Throwback to 2014 when the Dawgs beat the Tigers in Sanford Stadium. The “tres” were for Todd Gurley Well Jesus, I have to start by saying you gave us quite a scare last week! For a minute we thought you’d forsaken us, but we… Read more »

#GoDawgs Sanford Stadium UGA Georgia Bulldogs football
September 10, 2016 Opinion Sports

Dear 8lb, 9oz, teeny tiny Jesus, sittin’ over there ‘tween the hedges, just sippin’ on a Holy Water…     Good morning, Lord! Today is a day you indeed have made. I already know you’re having a good one, as today is the day you get to visit your vacation home, Sanford Stadium!! What a… Read more »