• Everybody Loves Buc-ees!

    Everybody Loves Buc-ees!

    You’ve heard the name, and you might have heard terms like “Beaver Nuggets” and “Romanian garlic beef jerky” and wondered what is this place and what are they selling? Well, it’s Buc-ees! The world’s largest gas station, truck-stop and convenience store chain, and it is incredible.

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    We’d heard whispers about Buc-ee’s for a long time, and I was always curious about this super-sized gas station convenience store. Now, on multiple road trips to the beach, we’ve been able to really soak in the Buc-ee’s travel center experience in various locations and can confirm it’s one of the best places to stop on a trip.

    We are entirely smitten with the ever-expanding Texas chain of gas stations and truck stops.

    Fudge? Brisket? Home Decor? T-shirts? Beach towels and chairs? A jerkey counter? Christmas ornaments? It’s all at Buc-ees.

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    Freakishly clean public restrooms? Check! I can say in my multiple decades of life that Buc-ee’s restrooms are the cleanest public restrooms I have ever entered! I have three children, and we’ve frequented a lot of public restrooms over the years…some I’d like to forget, but Buc-ee’s? They win the restroom game. They win, period.

    The first thing you notice when approaching a Buc-ee’s store is the size. The campus is massive. When they say everything is bigger in Texas, Buc-ee’s took that to heart and is spreading it around the country.

    The New Braunfels, Texas, store is the largest convenience store in the world, boasting a massive 66,335 square feet. The one in south Alabama isn’t as big, but it’s nothing to shake a stick at. Here’s another fun fact, Buc-ee’s has a Guinness World Record for the longest car wash at its Katy, Texas location. So basically, Buc-ee’s took the good, better, best ideology and bested it.

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    Everything about Buc-ee’s is top-notch. The shopping experience, the customer service, and the interior signage are all on-point with Buc-ee’s brand–the biggest, and the best.

    During this latest trip to Orange Beach, I realized that I’d rather have the food items from Buc-ee’s than almost any fast food place I’ve ever stopped at on a road trip.

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    Although many people do, I’m not saying you should take the family out for a meal at Buc-ee’s, but the fact of the matter is Buc-ee’s is a great place to eat when on the road. No matter what your plans might be, Buc-ee’s is a great place to treat your taste buds if you’re traveling and don’t want to stop for a full sit-down meal.

    We even take requests from friends who know we will pass through this magical place of beaver nuggets and pickled quail eggs and bring them back their favorite treats from everybody’s favorite gas station.

    I’m not sure I’ve ever planned a vacation to visit a particular gas station or truck stop. Now, it’s a “must-do” whenever we have headed anywhere near a Buc-ee’s.

    A lot can happen in a visit to Buc-ee’s. Let me tell you a story, or rather, a real-life experience…

    It’s a Saturday afternoon, and my family and I stop at Buc-ee’s just outside Gulf Shores, Alabama. Naturally, it was hoppin’! We were anxious to get to the beach, so our goal was to get in and get out quickly. My husband offered to stand in line and get our food while I took our children to the bathroom. In minutes, my husband bought brisket, homemade potato chips, beaver nuggets, fudge — a lot of fudge — several kolaches, and some drinks.

    Meanwhile, I took our kids to the cleanest bathrooms in the country, and we somehow ended up with Buc-ee’s t-shirts and a Christmas ornament adorned with the famous beaver mascot on the front. Oh! I can’t forget that before we left the building, we took a family picture in front of the red Buc-ee’s truck, with the giant oversized beaver on it, in addition to another family photo outside with a bronze beaver statue. Again, all of this in just minutes!

    At this point, I find myself asking, “How did we get here?” “Why do we have so much fudge?” And, “Why do we love this place so much?” Everybody loves Buc-ee’s.

    The good news was with multiple cashiers working, we didn’t have to wait long to check out despite the massive crowd.

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    Why does everybody love Buc-ee’s? I think it’s because there is something for everyone, honestly. The Texas-based and Texas-sized gas station chain has developed a cult following since its inception in 1982 for its clean restrooms, ample snacks, kitschy gifts, and adorable beaver mascot, and we are here for it! It’s a fun place to stop and an added novelty to any vacation or day trip.

    There are 40+ locations in states all over the south, including its home state of Texas, plus Alabama, South Carolina, Tennessee, Florida, Kentucky, and Georgia. There is one coming soon to the Mississippi Gulf Coast.

    More states are continually being added to the Buc-ee’s roster; you can check and see if there is a Buc-ee’s coming to an area near you on their website, where the welcome message reads “Potty like a rockstar.” Think about it, if you’re on the road traveling, there’s nothing you’d like to do more than potty like a rockstar and get a delicious snack and maybe a cool hat. Done and done at Buc-ee’s.

    If you’ve heard fanciful tales about this large travel center with a beaver mascot that people just can’t get enough of, here’s the truth… it’s amazing. Buc-ee’s is larger than life, and The Guinness World Record-holding nirvana promises the cleanest restrooms, a plethora of fueling positions, plus road snacks that put other stations – with higher gas prices – to shame. What could be better than that?

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    Just for fun, Pretty Southern has included a list of Buc-ee’s most popular foods:

    • Beaver nuggets (puffed corn nuggets)
    • Buc-ee’s nug-ees (kind of like cheese puffs)
    • Dried fruit and veggies
    • Gummy candy
    • Trail mix
    • The Jerky Counter (enough said)
    • Breakfast tacos
    • Candied jalapenos, pickles, and jams
    • Hot sandwiches, the options are endless!
    • Popcorn and pretzels
    • Kolaches
    • Sizzlin’ saltines

    Everybody loves Buc-ee’s.

  • Remembering Bill Morgan

    Remembering Bill Morgan

    My dad Bill Morgan passed away on July 17, 2022. Everything I learned about business – from my work ethic to how to get into the Delta SkyClub – I got from him.

    Here he is pictured with our dog, Indiana Jones, at Thanksgiving. He loved that little dog of mine so much. I can only pray that Dad and Jonesy found each other on the other side.

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    Dad’s #1 strength was being an Achiever. He loved making President’s Club and the trips he and my mom got to take as a reward.

    He was on a mission to provide for us, and that meant winning big deals. The good years would mean vacations at the beach or leaning how to ski in Breckenridge.

    And we all bemoaned the stress of what a bad quarter would mean. One of the reasons that as a marketer I’m so supportive of my counterparts in Sales is because of him.

    He was the dad who would fly home late to coach soccer the next day. He was the dad who would take off on a Friday for Girl Scout camping trips, or to drive us to college tours.

    He was the dad who moved us countless times into the dorm, sorority house, apartments, and eventually into my own house. He came over that first week to transplant hostas from his yard.

    He was the dad who paid for what the HOPE scholarship didn’t cover so my sister and I didn’t have to pay for college like he did. He was the dad who paid for our weddings so we wouldn’t have to.

    He was the dad who pushed me to do my best, who helped me find my first job after UGA, and who gave me a safe place to land when I was learning how to spread my wings.

    And in the last 15 years of my professional career, he was my biggest cheerleader. He was who I turned to with good news about a job win, or when I needed counsel on a bad day.

    He was always my coach, my champion. He did everything a dad was supposed to do.

    So Rest In Peace, Daddy Bill. I hope heaven is an oceanfront golf course where dogs are allowed and every drive is a hole-in-one.

    We love you. Always ❤️

    Dad’s full obituary is available here. Donations can be made in his memory to Trinity Community Ministries.

  • How to Start a Revolution – Excerpts & Quotes

    How to Start a Revolution – Excerpts & Quotes

    My political awakening, like so many other Americans, came in the fall of 2016

    Having grown up around politics in the suburbs of Washington D.C., I’d always been the “lil liberal” of my Southern family. As a writer, I realized early on that there was power in my pen and at this keyboard.

    But it wasn’t until my early 30s with the election of #45 that I truly realized the power I (like you, dear reader) had to be part of the political process.

    And over the last few years, I’ve been on a journey of self-discovery to better understand a) how did we get here as a society; and b) what can I actually do about it.

    One of the writers who helped me on this adventure is Lauren Duca. Her article in Teen Vogue Donald Trump Is Gas Lighting America was published the month following the election. She was invited on Fox News afterwards where Tucker Carlson told her to “stick to writing about thigh-high boots.”

    Duca’s book How to Start A Revolution: Young People and the Future of American Politics was published in 2019 and has served as almost a reference manual for this work we’re attempting to do to change the political industrial complex.

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    So I present to y’all my favorite excerpts, passages, and quotes from “How to Start a Revolution”

    On November 19, 2016, across the country American citizens, and especially young people, woke up to the true nature of the world we’re living in—and we had no choice but to do something about it. Trump’s election made the country spark like an aurora borealis of lightbulb moments. Political awakenings involve a series of intellectual and emotional realizations that render inaction impossible… but rarely does such a huge portion of the population challenge the status quo.

    These sorts of epiphanies can spring from all sorts of inciting incidents. But the day after Trump won the election marked what may well be the most widespread series of political awakenings in recent American history.

    It forced us to ask who is in charge. Because if Donald Trump can become president, you really have to wonder, who the hell makes the rules

    What follows is a diagnosis of how we got here and a prognosis for moving forward. In the aftermath of this widespread political awakening, young people hold the power to change everything for good.

    “Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must… undergo the fatigues of supporting it.” — Thomas Paine

    The idea that we maintain our rights without upholding our responsibility is completely fucked.

    As it stands, the United States is effectively an oligarchy: a small number of people control the levers of power that dictate the laws, norms, and values that govern American life. In order to overthrow that unjust hierarchy, we need to build individual action into collective power with the goal of regaining a voice for the American public as a collective. A huge part of the problem is that most of us don’t feel like it’s worth it to even bother.

    There’s a sense of inefficacy, and then there’s a scope of oppression that ranges from a lack of constituent outreach to outright voter suppression. The fact is that many of our elected officials are not making it easy on purpose.

    At the most basic level, it is a reality that a lot of Americans aren’t voting because they don’t know how (or when, or where, or for whom)… The fact is that people in power have deliberately made it difficult to participate in democracy even at the most basic level of voting.

    The path to a truer, more equitable democracy doesn’t come with shortcuts. It will be laborious and mind-numbingly incremental. It will require overhauling fiscal policy and reformatting the voting process in a way that emphasizes electorate building… Along the way, our voices will still have “near-zero” influence on their own, but collective power requires all of us to work together, and goddamn, we at least have to try.

    The revolution will require us to show up—to vote, and to practice a daily habit of democracy. The political-industrial complex depends upon our disenfranchisement. It is in each of us doing our part that we make change possible.
    It is through statistically non-significant individual action that we build to the collective power required to overthrow the political-industrial complex. This is the part where we decide to save ourselves.

    An awakening is only fully realized when it becomes impossible for things to go back to the way they were.

    Being “woke” is about processing atrocities through the system that allows them to routinely occur. The questioning and movement responsible for it ignited many political awakenings long before #45 announced his campaign.

    Strong political opinions become a social necessity. And when you are compelled to form a strong political opinion, political action tends to follow.

    The process by which we form political beliefs is called political socialization. It is a dynamic process, although much of our ideology tends to be set in youth, between the ages of 14 and 24. Usually, beliefs formed during this period are shaped by major events on the national stage while we’re growing up.

    We are coming of age in a definitive political movement, one that could forever re-democratize America. Now we just have to do the damn thing.

    “Sadly, that’s what we have to do with our government, because our parents don’t know how to use a fucking democracy.” — David Hogg.

    On a broad national scale, we are finally questioning authority.

    We’re not entitled, we’re workaholics in pursuit of constant self-betterment that often leads to burnout. We’re sure as hell not apathetic. Actually, we care so much it hurts sometimes. The difference now is that we have finally connected that passion to a sense of political agency.

    Gone are the days of waiting our turn. We’ve been wildly underestimated, but we’re just now getting started.

    The role of the journalist is to empower the public with the information required to participate as citizens. Part of that work involves making politics accessible and even entertaining. It is our job to make the significant interesting.

    As the youngest generations rewrite the political order, it is crucial to use the things that bring us joy to bring us power.

    The rules that govern our political conversation will be upheld until we call them out for what they are, which is to say total bullshit… the only requirement for acting on your political opinions is that you be informed.

    It turns out we’ve been the heroes of this story all along.

    Talking about politics invigorates the health of democracy

    People get so swept up in what they think they’re supposed to think and feel that they operate from a place of fear rather than fact.

    Political conversation requires a shared foundation of fact. That’s why Trump’s gaslighting is so dangerous. His campaign around disinformation erodes that shared reality that is required as the starting point of debate. But we have the power to restore it.

    As we break the bizarre secret rules that codify the status quo, it is clear that you have to know your shit. The only thing that ought to be required for expressing a political opinion is that you be informed.

    Establishing a foundation of fact will give you the confidence you need to enter the political conversation in spite of the obstacles of the white supremacist patriarchy.

    We’re not always going to agree with everyone, nor are we supposed to… Productive conflict is the enterprise of democracy; the foundational activity of practical citizenship is building consensus through debate. That happens at the national scale around our most divisive issues, and it must begin at a granular level with the people we love the most. We can’t do any of that without a shared foundation of fact.

    The purpose of journalism is to empower people with information. That is always my goal. I share my political opinion in my work, but I always make it clear whether what I am writing is analysis or a matter of fact verified through objective methods. I am always working to be as transparent as possible, to make sure readers have everything they need to think for themselves. I’m not cherry-picking information to convince you to support my argument. I am representing the world and then writing analysis by making logical, ethical arguments grounded in fact. It is never my goal to manipulate, and when you say ‘liberal bias’ that’s what that means. I’m always doing my best to tell you the truth, both as a journalist and as your daughter. I hope you know that.

    The best we can do is learn.

    How do you start a revolution? Person by person, step by step. The paradigm shift begins in our communities… A revolution is the overthrow of the established hierarchy, and isn’t that exactly what’s already happening?

    We are all part of ‘the way things are’ and we all must contribute to the process of transformation.

    After an awakening, it’s plain that we all must be part of the change we wish to see. The political industrial complex will flourish and prosper until we come together to call bullshit.

    I don’t want to get into what a raging dumpster fire this country is at the moment, because I’d rather focus on rising out of the ashes like a goddamn phoenix.

    The tribalism of partisanship increasingly divides us. We are languishing in the bubbles of our echo chambers, online and off. Trapped by fractured political conversation, we cling to validation in the things we think we know for sure. Accepting the lazy comfort of confirmation bias, we fall further into the tyranny of in-group / out-group dynamics, resolving to block those who disagree, as if they may as well not even exist.

    We will find freedom and happiness when we strive for unity. We have to choose to participate in democracy out of duty to the collective. Truly, that’s all there is.

    Journalism is a tool, a human invention building consensus around fact. Human beings have struggled with the concept of truth since we first messed around with free time…

    “Truth is the beginning of every good to the gods, and of every good to man.” — Plato

    In keeping with his gaslighting, Trump has framed the press as “the enemy of the people,” when the reality is that the fourth estate exists, first and foremost, to serve the public by providing the foundation of information required for the practice of citizenship. The post-truth state enabled by the scourge of fake news and constant disinformation disseminated makes us doubt what’s true and isn’t true. The goal is to make us question our own sanity by looking at all the conflicting narratives and give up entirely. Journalism uses objectivity of method to verify information so that we can discuss how we ought to live together from a place of truth.

    The ways we perceive the world are different. The best we can do is develop the objectivity of methods to verify information and use it to communicate with one another with respect for the highest possible standard of truth.

    The only way to achieve democracy is through policies of equity that build true equality. We will most certainly have disagreements regarding the best path to that goal, but it ought to be our North Star.

    How can you turn the fight into a truer, more equitable democracy into part of your routine? We all need to develop our own acts of practical citizenship… we must commit to the habit of democracy.

    I saw, with fresh eyes, how aggressively young people are dismissed, and how that is compounded by sexism for young women, and racism for people of color.

    Revolution is a matter of regular people deciding that things can be different. Rallying for hope and change can seem like a lot of clapping for Tinker Bell, but it really is a matter of believing.

    There is real magic in collective faith. It is in choosing to believe that we can finally come together to build the equitable society that we deserve. It is incumbent on each and every one of us to believe that we can and insist that we must.

    If you commit to empowering yourself with information, forming a political opinion from that foundation of fact, and then routinely translating your passion into action, we can build a government truly by the people and for the people.

    That may seem idealisting, but so did lots of things once upon a time.

    There is every reason to trust that the political-industrial complex will be dismantled as we come together to insist on a voice in a country striving to build democracy for real. I mean, if Donald Trump can be president, why the hell not?

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    Thank you to Lauren Duca for your courage and inspiration. Now let’s get on with our revolution.

  • Scarlett O’Hara, Southern Belle & Modern Woman

    Scarlett O’Hara, Southern Belle & Modern Woman

    Scarlett O’Hara, we all know her and love her.

    She’s the green-eyed Southern belle full of grit and grace, and who only has eyes for Ashley Wilkes and her beloved Tara.

    O’Hara is one of the most iconic female fictional characters of all time and is the main protagonist in Margaret Mitchell’s 1936 novel Gone With The Wind. The lovely Vivien Leigh portrays her character in the 1939 film adaptation of the novel.

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    As the oldest living child of Gerald and Ellen O Hara, Scarlett learned how to take her life by the reigns. Initially, a vain, snobbish, and spoiled woman, Scarlett’s character grows through the trials and tribulations that life puts her through and has her heart deeply rooted in her hometown, Tara, her birthplace.

    “There was nothing else she did have, nothing but this red land, this land she had been willing to throw away like a torn handkerchief only a few minutes before. Now, it was dear to her again, and she wondered dully what madness had possessed her to hold it so lightly.”

    -Scarlett O’Hara

    Many people are familiar with Gone With The Wind, the film adaptation. In many ways, O’Hara symbolizes the stereotypical Old South. However, she also very much represents the modern woman. Still, in the original text, Margaret Mitchell creates a character within Scarlett full of gumption and ambition.

    (Katie) Scarlett O’Hara Hamilton Kennedy Butler was 16 when she first got married and had three children with three different husbands—something that Hollywood scrapped from the film because of the way society would judge her.

    “Marriage, fun? Fiddle-dee-dee. Fun for men, you mean.”

    -Scarlett O’Hara

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    O’Hara started her own business, drove her own buggy, and always found a way to rise above the challenges she faced during a very turbulent time in American history in the south.

    For women in 2022, this doesn’t seem like that big of a deal, but in the 1860s, this was a huge deal! Keep in mind that Margaret Mitchell wrote this novel in 1936, only 16 years after women were given the right to vote.

    Margaret Mitchell also won a Pulitzer Prize for Gone With The Wind in 1937, and rightfully so! However, the first Pulitzer Prize given to a woman was in 1921, so again, this is all happening during pivotal moments in women’s rights history.

    It is all too fitting that the fictional character that would best represent women’s strength and capability would be Scarlett O’Hara. Mitchell’s novel was released during the height of the Great Depression, a time in history when women needed to find work and with a sense of urgency as thousands of men who were once family breadwinners lost their jobs or were called off to war.

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    Society and the federal government placed greater value on women’s roles during the Depression. Women actively participated in growing bureaucracies and held leadership positions at the highest levels of government. From managing the home to organizing protests, women worked tirelessly throughout the Depression to ensure daily life continued, and Americans received their fair share.

    Women of the Great Depression could relate to Scarlett and her strength as she did whatever it took to support and provide for her family. From farming to making a dress out of curtains, she was determined to succeed, and succeed, she did.

    American women, all women, have always fought for their place throughout history. A woman’s journey to social justice has been, and is, quite different than their counterpart. Equity, access, participation, and rights have not come easily and there are countless women to thank throughout history for their grit and gumption to stand for what’s right.

    The fictional character of Scarlett O’Hara is one representation of how a female role can exemplify the tenacity needed at that time for survival. That same tenacity is still needed as we continue to make strides to break through glass ceilings, still weighted by a dark history and social injustice.

    “As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they are not going to lick me. I’m going to live through this, and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill, as God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again.”

    -Scarlett O’Hara

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    After the war, most women returned home as they were let go from their jobs. Their jobs, again, belonged to men. However, there were lasting effects. Women had proven that they could do these jobs exceptionally well, so, within a few decades, women in the workforce became a common sight.

    An immediate effect of this time in history is often overlooked: these women had saved much of their wages since there was little to buy during the war. This money helped serve as a down payment for a new home and helped launch the prosperity of the 1950s. Translation: Women helped purchase their family homes, during the era where most folks perceived women as Stepford wives who vacuumed in high heels.

    “Great balls of fire. Don’t bother me anymore, and don’t call me sugar.”

    -Scarlett O’Hara

    Many women find Scarlett O’Hara, at best irritating and at worst, despicable. After all, many believe Miss Scarlett to be a character who embodies all of the negative stereotypes attributed to women throughout history.

    Is she selfish, shallow, dishonest, manipulative, and amoral? Sure, sometimes. Even Margaret Mitchell, who did not much care for the character she created, often made disparaging remarks about Scarlett. Mitchell claimed that she set out to write about Melanie as the protagonist (can you imagine) and that Scarlett just took over the story. My response to this is, well, of course, she did!

    “Scarlett: Sir, you are no gentleman.

    Rhett Butler: And you, Miss, are no lady.”

    Scarlett O’Hara’s character is multidimensional and complex at best, but she is strong in every sense of the word. Her character demands attention, and it is this character that unintentionally sets a standard for women that they can overcome obstacles and accomplish their goals. She teaches other lessons of importance throughout her character development, such as your “dream man” might not be the right person for you. Be true to your friends, and in the classic curtain scene that we all know and love.. here’s the lesson, things are not always what they seem.

    Gorgeous green velvet dress? Or the living room curtains? Don’t judge others by their appearances. Don’t judge, period. The other lesson from those curtains: use what you have, be creative and be innovative. Be bold.

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    Fast forward several decades, and Scarlett O’Hara’s authenticity still lives on today. Scarlett was a young woman who did whatever it took to survive as her world was literally burning down around her. Did she have her faults? Absolutely. Was she a product of her environment? Very much so. However, there are great life lessons we as women can learn from Scarlett O’Hara. In short, never give up.

    Scarlett O’Hara will always be legendary. Yes, we still have a great deal of work to do to create an equitable world, but Scarlett O’Hara will always be an icon of southern female strength for countless people, myself included.

    “After all, tomorrow is another day!”

    -Scarlett O’Hara,

  • “Buckhead Shore” is BS – 5 Fake Things About MTV’s New “Reality” Show

    “Buckhead Shore” is BS – 5 Fake Things About MTV’s New “Reality” Show

    MTV announced its new “reality” show for the summer: Buckhead Shore. As promoted on MTV’s website: “In Buckhead, Georgia (a.k.a. the Beverly Hills of the South), longtime friends enjoy a lakeside summer vacation filled with fun days, wild nights and high-drama hookups.”

    My Southern heart broke a bit reading this B.S.

    Yes, Atlanta’s zip code 30305 where the Buckhead neighborhood is located in one the most affluent areas of the South. But much to the chagrin of some alt-right GOP members, there is no Buckhead cityhood.

    The real Buckhead, Georgia, is an hour away from the Atlanta neighborhood this show is supposedly set in.

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    The Buckhead this MTV production team created is as fake as the painted-on eyebrows of a Kardashian.

    Over the last decade, there has been an onslaught of “reality” shows purportedly set near my Atlanta home that produced a new contingent of aspiring influencers desperate to be part of the scene.

    If you were lucky enough to party in the old Buckhead before the rise of social media, you know that it’s too dark to take a proper photo inside Johnny’s Hideaway.

    The ugly truth about these reality shows is that they are all shams at their core. Like a lot of people who say they’re from Atlanta, the Real Housewives lived way outside the perimeter — that’s “OTP” and if you’re from Atlanta then you know what it means.

    “Southern Charm” is utterly lacking in social graces but the fact that it’s still on after eight (yes 8!) seasons shows how television producers are still eager to bank on the rest of the world’s fascination with the South’s party scene.

    This is manufactured entertainment designed to capitalize on the boujie zeitgeist instead of showcasing the lives of the actual bourgeois.

    So as us true Atlantans have to deal with yet another B.S. reality show, we took a moment to dig deeper through the neon casing of this latest packaged farce.

    Here are 5 things that make “Buckhead Shore” totally fake.

    1. There is no f*cking shore

    This is the biggest problem of many issues found wanton with this machination. Take another look at the map of Atlanta and it’s clear we have neither body of water big enough to qualify as a shore. The closest thing Buckhead has to a legitimate shore is the banks of the Chattahoochee River.

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    Screenshot from Canoe’s website

    If you’re from Atlanta, maybe you’ve been lucky enough to enjoy riverside dining at Canoe, Ray’s on the River, or grabbed some friends to “Shoot The Hooch” on a nice day when the Chattahoochee isn’t overrun with bacteria.

    But there definitely is no place called the Buckhead Shore

    The show’s lake scenes are filmed way OTP (again, if you know, you know). Getting to Lake Lanier requires driving 40 miles north from Buckhead.

    Also, the main city in Lake Lanier is Cumming. Yes, Cumming. But MTV very well couldn’t call this “Cumming Shore.” Perhaps because there’s already a pornographic film with that title?

    Speaking of pornographic…

    2. The Buckhead Shore cast members look like wannabe porn stars.

    The last thing we want to do is body shame anyone; however the purpose of this post is to call out the overtly fake things about this MTV so-called “reality” production and there are some fakety-fake titties on display.

    Just scroll back through cast member Katie Canham’s Instagram. Her before and after pictures seem like she tried to evolve into Katie Kardashian — from her adorable teenage youth to Buckhead Barbie.

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    We live in a time when our society desperately needs more authenticity and to encourage young women to embrace their natural bodies instead of feeling insecure after spending time on social media.

    And again, we’re not shaming Katie for her choices here. This was her choice to make herself over, to be part of this production, and she’ll probably get thousands of more followers on Instagram because of it, like the rest of the cast.

    Because that’s what this is all about right? Doin’ it for the Gram.

    This brings us to our next point…

    3. The Buckhead Shore parties will be totally contrived

    This is our assumption from watching the promo, but taking cues from “The Bachelor” and all the reality shows that have come before, the “parties” the cast attends are made up storylines to manufacture drama.

    Those of us (including yours truly) who actually got to party on Lake Lanier know that if the party was that good, you don’t want those photos on social media because that could have been incriminating evidence.

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    Another screengrab from the promo.

    This is tame by comparison for those of y’all who know what it truly means to party at Cocktail Cove. A real lady never tells, so I’m keeping my party stories from Lake Lanier a secret. And to quote “Steel Magnolias”…

    “If you can’t say something nice, come sit by me.”

    4. These are not Southern ladies

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    In one scene from the promo, we see female cast members flashing their chests from what I assume is a condo somewhere on Florida’s Coast.

    First off, who the f*ck has actually flashed their boobs on a Florida beach? Maybe at Club La Vela in Panama City Beach back in like 1999 but it’s the 2020s.

    Even at Mardi Gras in New Orleans, real Southern ladies don’t flash their boobs. To see some flashing, you have to be blackout drunk in The Quarter and those are typically tourists who don’t know better.

    Also to point #1 above, MTV had to take the cast down to Florida to find an actual shore. The production team had to put so many stereotypes on display in order to come up with content.

    Bringing us to our final point.

    5. The cast isn’t actually rich

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    If you are one of the privileged few to own a private plane, then you’re not going to spray champagne all over it.

    I could go on about how the cultured champagne drinkers know how to properly open a bottle, and this ain’t it. Someone was like “oh, they need to pop bottles in a G6 like the rap song.” Again, so contrived.

    Surely the list could have been longer with all the fake things in “Buckhead Shore”, and the world will have to wait ’til June 23 to see the rest of the manufactured stories.

    But just like the Housewives series, I won’t be able to bring myself to watch it because I’ll actually be living life here in the real Atlanta.

  • Speaking Up for Southern Women and Our Fellow Americans

    Speaking Up for Southern Women and Our Fellow Americans

    It feels like I need to explain myself.

    Some of y’all who I love dearly were a bit perplexed at how outspoken I am regarding the decision to reverse Roe v. Wade.

    Family and close friends know I’ve been the “little liberal” pretty much my whole life.

    But here’s something you don’t know…

    As I’ve gotten older and learned more about the world, especially our society here in the South, it’s become clear how social constructs, policies, and laws are designed to protect institutional racism.

    Yup. I said it. It’s about race.

    It’s time we all start speaking up for southern Women and our fellow Americans

    America was built on the backs of our colored and Native fellow Americans.

    Womxn and trans people of color are twice as likely to need access to reproductive healthcare than their white female peers.

    And the states (especially the South) that are most likely to ban abortion have much greater proportions of people of color.

    At the Bans Off Our Bodies rally yesterday, I heard from one woman who had to take out a loan, such as that loan on the same day, to drive from Macon to Atlanta to get her abortion. Georgia has 150 counties and only 20 clinics providing this care.

    And there 17 counties in Georgia with no OBGYN, let alone a doctor.

    The decisions coming from SCOTUS are strengthening the chokehold the patriarchy has on our fellow Americans, especially poor people in the rural South.

    Reversing Roe to increase a “domestic supply of infants” might as well have said, “make more poor people to keep labor cheap.”

    I am not here to cast judgment. No, I am not the Supreme Court, a talking head on a conservative media platform, or a preacher at a pulpit.

    I am a writer, making an observation about how this patriarchal society we live in is completely screwed up.

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    These reckoning moments have been defining points in my adult life.

    On Nov. 9, 2016, when the world awoke to Donald J. Trump becoming the next president, the emotions poured out.

    In 2018, when Stacy Abrams lost her first contest to Brian Kemp.

    In 2020, when three states were still too close to call because, despite years of recognizing his deplorability, half the country still voted for the impeached president.

    On Jan. 6, 2021, when Trump supporters, QAnon followers, and our radicalized fellow Americans stormed our Capitol with the intent to harm our democratically elected Congress.

    And on May 3, 2022, our U.S. Supreme Court made it known they intended to reverse the ruling on an individual’s right to privacy, which is what Roe v. Wade’s judgment was truly about. The number of y’all who reached out directly is countless (even on work channels), and many of you posted on this very platform.

    Because y’all know we can do better

    That’s what this whole journey has been about, here at Pretty Southern and for my adult life. Although some sources want you to believe that being ‘woke’ is a bad thing, the thing about being wide awake, when you can see things as they truly are, you cannot go back to sleep.

    For some of us ‘woke’ liberals, we have not only the ability to see the forest through the trees, but to also recognize what each tree is made of, to see the predators lurking in the forest, and the sunny skies above.

    What’s in that metaphorical forest, and the great beyond, is what binds us all together because here we are trying to navigate a trail.

    And for some of us, we are so lost.

    So now we have to think about how we get better from here

    How do we find a path to healing together?

    Please know that I’m speaking up because I care about you, your neighbor, our home, and all our fellow Americans.

    I’m proud to stand up for all womxn and our fellow humans in the LGBTQIA+ community.

    Our home is the birthplace of the social justice movement. This beloved community recognizes the oppression we will continue to face if we stay silent.

    Find your way to fight back. Vote because our rights depend on it.

    Healthcare is a human right.

    No justice. No peace.